picking up women and posers

If you know me, you might know that I am very interested in the art of picking up women. I am not very good, in fact my skills are pretty much non-existent as of now. However, I do have a lot of respect for men that are good at it. Sarging.com is a forum where pickup artists (henceforth referred to only as PUAs) and average frustrated chumps (AFCs) can post their thoughts and experiences. The main PUA that would post there, who has almost 800 posts to his credit, called himself charming. Everyone had a certain level of respect and admiration for him because he claims to have found the secret to attracting women. His field reports always ended up with him sleeping with the woman that he chose as his target. But his latest field report had to be the best one yet. A japanese model, named Jessica Michibata, was his target. He went up to her, spoke to her, spit some mad game, and eventually ended up going to her apartment and...you know. The girl, whom he so graciously provided a picture of, was easily a 10. I felt myself getting jealous. This has got to be too good to be true.

And it was. I found the picture he claimed he took of her on another blog site such as this one, written almost a year ago. What a shame. He was swiftly banned. I guess you can't be as good with women as some claim to be. It's impossible....or is it?

I WILL get there. And it won't be some distorted reality. I will write out a list of things that need to be accomplished by me ASAP before I can begin my journey. To be continued...

1st Blog....fuck CSUN

Today will be my first blog. I will use this as a medium to communicate myself to the world....and rant non-stop about things that piss me off. A friend of my just recently started a blog account so I thought it would be a great idea to copy him.

Today was a mess. Brushfires had freeways all clogged up and going at 1mph (yes, literally 1 mph was the speed recorded on sigalert.com) I don't understand how these fires get started but they are annoying as shit when they do. And interestingly enough, its always just close enough to my school in northridge to have the president let everyone know that classes are canceled for the remainder of the day. Peice of shit....but wait, shouldn't I be happy? Did I mention that they always let everyone "know" by using a sign in front of the school instead of a notice on the website or a prompt over the phone? As a commuter, I have to drive all the way up there to see the sign and drive all the way back, which took me an hour to do because:

1) the 134, 118, and the 5 are all clogged like the piping of some bathroom after Pavarotti just took a shit (RIP)
2) the 101 and 405 south are also heavy with traffic (I took these freeways coming back)
3) people don't know how to drive....and yeah that was me playing guitar in the car

All I ended up doing was walking to my class knowing it was canceled, then walking to the bookstore to pick up a book...but they didn't have it. Of course they didnt have the one book I need. Its only logical to assume that a fucking BOOKSTORE doesn't have BOOKS.